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Games

For all the gamers here.

Safe Games

Bloons Tower Defense 3
Stop the bloons conspiracy in the third Bloons Tower Defence!
Squiggle Squid
OMG! You're a squid!
Interactive Buddy
Missles, Infants, Rubber Balls, Fire Hoses, and Stun Guns! This game is awesome!
The Impossible Quiz 2
A safe vesion of the game.
Doodle
I just love games on lined paper!
Line Rider
The safe version of the game.
The Impossible Quiz
The original quiz that started it all!
Electric Man 2
Superpowers, street fighting, or martial arts. It doesn't matter; just fight!
Chaos Faction
Yet another fighting game. Like Super Smash Brothers.
Super Smash Flash
A Flash remake of the hit game Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Tanks
A clasic game of who can blow up who first.
Warthog
Use grenades and a warthog to smash into aliens!
Scorched Earth 2000
Another Tank-VS-Tank Game, but with new and more dangerous weapons; ranging from Funky Nuke to Hot Napalm! It uses online play,
Territory Wars
Like Worms, Territory War is a Strategy game where thinking before you act is key.
More Bloons
One of the most popular games ever!
Falling Sand Game
Oil, Bombs, Nitro, C-4's, Gas, Sand, Fireworks, and more! It's fun to make stuff explode!
The Impossible Quiz 3
Finally! It's here! Yay!
Mario Combat
The REAL safe version
Kitten Cannon
Aren't kittens cute...when their heads get skewered by spikes?
Fancy Pants Adventure
You have gorgeous pants in this game. Enough said.
Fancy Pants Adventure World 2
Not even a fist shaking that magnificent will get that tasty frozen treat back!
Bubble Tanks
This is pretty stupid, but somehow fun...
Light People On Fire
From tree to screaming person on fire.
Cube Feild
HOLY CRAP IT'S CUBES!!! Good thing you're a triangle!
Ping Pong
Meh.
Ragdoll Avalanche
In this game you have to see how long you can survive while spikes are falling from the sky!
Jump
CANNON-BLASTING-PLATFORM-JUMPING- MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!
N Game
I personally suck at this game, but whatever...
Chronotron
I love this game! VERY ADDICTING!
Shift
Black, then white! Is there no end to this game's racism!?
Shift 2
Shift #2.
Shift 3
The third game of the series!
Deal Or No Deal
Did you make a good deal?
Lunar Lander
Yay?
Rage 3
RAGE!!!
Falling Bush
THIS IS FOR STARTING THE WAR!!!
4 Second Frenzy
It's time for some minigame madness!
Battle Pong
Pong just got dangerous!
3D Snake
Mmm...Red square...
Bubble Trouble
Popopopopopopop!
Bullet Bill
Breaking Stuff with yourself sure is fun!
Helicopter
A basic dodging game.
Bullet Bill 2
I love seconds!
Hookshot
More random games FYE.
Stickicide 2
Go kill your self you emo!
Ultimate Sonic Flash
This is a quality game.
Redbeard
Collect those dots, you pirate, you!
Totem Destroyer
Balance and break blocks with bombs!
Stick Ranger
An average game...
Rockets
I wrote the description but accidently pasted over it.
Jello Simulator
I know it's actually the WATER Webtoy, but it looks like Jello.
Micro Panda
I think you have to find stuff.
Irritation Stickman
Using the Arrow Keys is easy! Now try controlling you character with your mouse!
Ham Race
Yay! Hamster Racing! Everyone's favorite sport! (Easier with mouse)

Games (May be Blocked)

Line Rider
Line Rider in all it's line-y goodness!!!
Mario Combat
Time for Mario to kick some butt!
The Impossible Quiz 2
Crazy Questions! Loony Logic! Beyond Brain Busters! All that, AND MORE on the Impossible Quiz 2.
Bloons Players Pack 5 (AKA: Holiday Edition)
Even monkeys celebrate the holidays!
Age of War
The title describes it all.
Pyro
Burn, baby burn!
Ski Runner
Isn't skiing so much funner now?

Games I Made (Download)

A game
A game of epic proportions!
Breakout Extreme
Clasic ball and block action!
Juggler
Even I can't beat it! AND I MADE IT!!!
Falling Bomb Game
CAUTION: Watch for falling grenades.
Cloudman
Wow...Just...Wow...
Punnum Character Creator
One of the best random pointless but fun games I've ever made.

Other Random Crap

Some other stuff if you're bored.

Blocked

The YES Dance
This video shows you how to YES! Hilarious!
J*** In My Pants
The funniest SNL song ever!
D*** In A Box
The second funniest SNL video!
Miss South Carolina
LOL WUT?
SOMETIMES I JUST FIND STUFF AFTER I TALK
Yay mittens!
Chris And Harry
The most epic fight ever!
YoYo Games
Play games or make your own at YoYo Games!

Unblocked

YouFail.Org
YOU FALE AT LIFE AND EVERYTHING!
JamGlue
I felt like adding a link to it. Rock on!
Fail Blog
For failure to laugh at.
Chuck Norris Fact Generator
It's the truth!
Word Scramble Solver
For all you Word Jumble cheaters.
Tally Hall's Internet Show
Funny stuff...
Conquer Rush Game Studios
A game site still in the making. Join the community and help with the site's growth. Here you can find some games I'll be making
Punnum Sfa Studios
The homepage for my games; downloadable and - soon to come - Flash!

Additional Info

Credits

Created by

Master Punnum

Concept by

Master Sfa

Jepordization

By using this site, you agree to the PunnumPlace Terms of Agreement and Usage. You shall not give away any information of this site that will incriminate or jepordize it.
Do not give away any information that could jepordize or incriminate Master Punnum or Sfa either.

Risk

By using the site, you are putting your computer privilages at risk.
If you find this to be too dangerous, do not be a tattle-tale. Just exit and not use this site.
Finally, do not let people who would most likely yell "HEY! WHAT'S THAT!?" near you. This is risky for the site and your computer privilages.

Closing Statements

Do not contact me just to be hatin'. I like critism, but just downright hate is not all right.
Be careful with this site. It took a lot of work to make it and I don't want to have to make a second one if this gets blocked.
Spread the word...but not information about me. And do NOT tell about it to people who'll squeal. Thank you for your time!

Messages

Keep current. I will always tell you what I added/changed.

For Your Information

I update everything from my house, so I can't check to see if links are blocked or not.
Some of the games on the "Safe Games" list do not work. This is because I found a site I thought wasn't blocked and got a lot of games from it.

The Post

I did a quick update - I just added a few things...
I collapsed all the folders a little bit for easier navigation.
I added a "Cool Facts" section. Check it out (it's under the "Contact Information"). There's already 50 facts!!!

Contact Information

For my fans/critics.

e-Mail

To contact me, just email me at masterpunnum@ymail.com!
For links to add, email me the link and what catagory it fits in.
As for comments or suggestions, I'm open to them!

Other

Do not spam or flame me through e-Mail, I get enough from Enzyte...
Please give me the LINK! That is important!
Tell me the the CATAGORY as well, it makes it easier to keep the updates coming. Especially since I can't test to see if they're blocked on my computer.

Cool Facts

All of these facts are true.

Did You Know...?

A whale's penis is called a dork.
Slugs have 4 noses.
All porcupines float in water.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.
Bullfrogs never sleep.
Elephants can swim up to 20 miles a day.
The average woman eats 6 pounds of lipstick in her life.
No word rhymes with "month" or "silver".
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
A Googol is a number (1 followed by a 100 zeros).
Oysters can change gender back and forth.
Fish can drown.
When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less.
You burn 20 calories an hour from chewing gum.
Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
Dragonflies have 6 legs but can't walk.
The Sun can reach up to an estimated 15,000,000 ºF!!!
Crocodiles can't move their tounges.
The largest cheesecake ever made weighed 57,508 pounds!
There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the United States.
The most used letters are E, T, A, O, I, & N.
The first jukebox was located in San Fransisco in 1899
The first VCR was the size of a piano!
Mandrin Chinese is the most spoken language in the world.
The whip was the first object to break the sound barrier.
One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
You'll have to play ping-pong for 12 hours if you want to lose 1 pound!
If you farted 6 years and 9 months, you would produce the energy of an atomic bomb.
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour!
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Your tounge is the strongest muscle in your body.
There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who procrastinate and those who...I'll tell you later.
Elephants cannot jump.
Right-handed people normally live 9 years longer than left-handed people.
The average bed is home to over 6,000,000,000 dust mites!!!
All polar bears are left-handed.
There are 333 squares of toilet paper in a roll.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a spider.
Panophobia is the fear of everything.
Every US President with a beard has been a Republican.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
The San Fransisco Cable Cars are the only mobile national monuments!
The largest recorded length of a human penis is 14 inches long!
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it!?
Elvis Presley got a "C" in his 8th grade music class!
The longest word in the world is so long it doesn't fit on the site so click here.
You could kill yourself by eating only celery.
Blue and white are the most used school colors.
"You suck" could be an incorrect statement.
Phronemophobia is the fear of thinking.