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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
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yo mamma so fat spain claimed her for newland
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yomamma so ugly she tried to take abath and the watejumped outrt
